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Pumpous Apparel

Ultimate Spider-Pump Women's Racerback Tank

$31.50 CAD
$31.50 CAD
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Spider-Pump, Spider-Pump, For the gym, a boy she would dump.
Shows her guns, all the time,
Long sleeve shirts, are a crime.
Look out! Here lifts the Spider-Pump.
Is she strong? Listen bro,
Show a muscle, she'll make it grow.
Heavy weights, can she press?
Take a look, be impressed.
Hey there, there lifts the Spider-Pump.
If she cheats for a meal,
Pretty guilty she'll feel.
Then she will hit the gym,
Redemption for the win!
Spider-Pump, Spider-Pump,
friendly neighborhood Spider-Pump,
Wealth and fame, she'll achieve,
See those gains, you'll believe.
To her, life is a great big workout,
Energy, she won't run out,
She is the Spider-Pump!

This racerback tank is soft, lightweight, and form-fitting with a flattering cut and raw edge seams for an edgy touch.

• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Fabric is laundered to reduce shrinkage
• Raw edge seams
• Blank product sourced from Haiti or Nicaragua

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches)
XS 26 ⅛ 15 ¼
S 26 ¾ 16 ¼
M 27 ⅜ 17 ¼
L 28 18 ¼
XL 28 ⅝ 19 ¼
  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm)
XS 66 38.1
S 66 40.6
M 68.6 43.2
L 71.1 45.7
XL 71.1 48.3

Materials

Men's Tanks

• 100% combed and ringspun cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.40 g/m²)
• Side-seamed

U-neck Tanks

  • Imitation Cotton | Polyester(170g/㎡)
  • U-neck
  • Unisex
  • Loose fit
  • Double stitch reinforcement
  • Default background color | White
  • Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).

Tees

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center

Men's Imitation QMilch T-shirt

  • Imitation QMilch | 95% Polyester + 5% Spandex(170g/㎡)
  • Round neck
  • Regular fit
  • Double stitch reinforcement
  • Default background color | White

 

Women's Tanks

• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Fabric is laundered to reduce shrinkage
• Raw edge seams

Ribbed Beanie

• 100% organic cotton
• Breathable lightweight fabric
• Double layer knit
• Cuffed beanie
• 8.26″ (21 cm) in length
• Head circumference: 15″ (38 cm) when relaxed and up to 19.6″ (50 cm) when stretched

Vintage Cotton Twill Cap

• 100% cotton twill
• 6-panel unstructured cap with a low profile
• 6 sewn eyelets
• Black sweatband
• Metal snap buckle with an antique brass finish
• Washed-out vintage effect

Dimensions

 

Tanks (inches)

  BODY LENGTH BODY WIDTH
XS 26 16 ¼
S 27 18 ¼
M 28 20 ¼
L 29 22 ¼
XL 30 24 ¼
2XL 31 26 ¼

 

Tees (inches)

Length Width

S

 28 18
M 29 ¼ 20
L 30 ¼ 22
XL 31 ¼ 24
2XL 32 ½ 26
3XL 33 ½ 28

 

Men's Imitation QMilch T-shirt



Size Length(in/cm) Chest(in/cm) Shoulder(in/cm) Sleeve(in/cm)
S 27.6/70 37.8/96 16.9/43 8.1/20.5
M 28/71 40.9/104 17.7/45 8.5/21.5
L 28.7/73 44.1/112 18.5/47 8.9/22.5
XL 29.9/76 47.2/120 19.3/49 9.3/23.5
2XL 31.1/79 50.4/128 20.1/51 9.6/24.5
3XL 33.1/84 53.5/136 20.9/53 10/25.5
4XL 35.8/91 56.7/144 21.7/55 10.4/26.5
5XL 36.6/93 59.8/152 22.4/57 10.8/27.5

 

Women's Tanks (inches)

  LENGTH WIDTH
XS 26 ⅛ 15 ¼
S 26 ¾ 16 ¼
M 27 ⅜ 17 ¼
L 28 18 ¼
XL 28 ⅝ 19 ¼

 

U-neck Tanks

Size Length(in/cm) Chest(in/cm)
S 27.6/70 37.8/96
M 28/71 40.9/104
L 28.7/73 44.1/112
XL 29.9/76 47.2/120
2XL 31.1/79 50.4/128
3XL 33.1/84 53.5/136