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Pump Crusader
The flabby are a predictable and cowardly lot.
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Spider-Pump
With great power...
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Guns of Steel
"Steel" the show!
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Venom-enal
A beautiful symbiosis!
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Almighty Push-Pull-Legs
🌟 Stand out from the crowd and make a bold statement in...
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Gym Of Lat-Veria
To the VICTOR go the spoils.
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Evil Arms Gym
I wish to lift with you. Evil Arms Gym is for lifters...
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Cyberpump 2077
Upgrade the hardware: your body. Cyberpump 2077 is for lifters who treat...
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Hand-drawn originals
Every design starts as a sketch, not stock clip art. Pure, uncut pump.
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Printed in Montréal
Made to order and printed locally, then shipped in 2–5 business days.
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Free size exchanges
Wrong size? Swap it free within 30 days on unworn items.
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Secure checkout
Shop Pay, Apple Pay, Google Pay and PayPal accepted.
Fitness meets fandom
Most gym wear is just a slogan on a blank shirt. We think your gains deserve better. Every Pumpous design is drawn by hand, packed with puns, and made for people who lift heavy and laugh harder.