The Guessing Game is Over

At long last, we have put up the size charts for the different types of apparel offered on this site. This was long overdue, and we are happy to have now made shopping for you much easier. The new page can be accessed by hitting "Size Charts" on the top navigation menu:

The guessing game is over, so check out the size chart for the type of tank top or t-shirt you're interested to make sure you get the best possible fit. 

Lift strong and prosper!

Montreal Comiccon 2016

Montreal Comiccon 2016 is now in our rear-view mirror, and all we can say is WOW! To everyone involved with the event, we'd like to offer a big fat "thank you" for making the event the perfect stage to promote Pumpous Apparel. We could not ask for a better spot!

We would like to thank the lovely Pumpous Ladies for bringing so much attention to our booth, and to all those who took pictures with them. We'd love it if you shared them with us!  A "thank you" also goes out to our Venombell avatar for the event, without whom we would not have been able to survive wave upon wave of newly acquired Pumpous fans! 

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Congratulations to everyone who survived our "Bring Sally Up" push-up challenge, and for those who came close, there is always next year!

Finally, big thanks to everyone who came and supported us. We are certain that by wearing Pumpous Apparel, your gains will be heroic!

Be sure to check out our Instagram and Facebook pages for many, many pictures, as soon as we are done going through them to pick out the very best ones.


Team Pumpous

Lifting's Half the Battle

Greetings, one and all.

We are now in the second half of January and past the general "happy new year" period. 2015 is now business as usual, and so must we return to our business of producing sweet apparel.

Kicking off 2015 is this awesome tee reminding everyone that proper nutrition is just as important as regular workouts and, just like lifting, needs to be a lifestyle.

As always, please feel free to send us your feedback. You can do so by leaving a comment, sending us an email, or getting in touch via Facebook and Twitter.

Merry ChristMASS!

So this is Gun Day,

And what have you done?

Some curls that are preacher,

And some bells that are that are dumb. 

It's the holidays, and what better way to celebrate than to sport an awesome ChristMASS tee whilst mocking gravity? Get your hands on this beautiful fitted t-shirt, made with 100% combed cotton. Perfect for you or the lifters among your friends and family!


New Designs!

17 November 2014
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New Designs!

Greetings, lifting enthusiasts! We are happy to announce the arrival of two new designs to Pumpous Apparel: Guns of Steal-SP, Guns of Steal, and Gundalf the Wide.

Guns of "Steal"

You are the man of steal. "Steal" as in steal everyone's thunder because, let's face it, you really need to call a vet. Why? Because those pythons are sick! Buy the shirt and defend Pectropolis in style.

This design comes in two variants: basic tee and fitted combed cotton.


Gundalf the Wide

Think you're going to crank out ten reps, then f*ck around for five minutes before your next set? Think again! Gundalf is here to remind you that it doesn't matter whether or not you feel like your lunch will flash before your eyes. The wide one has one rule: you shall not pause!


So head over to the product pages and get some apparel for yourself and all the gym rats in your life. Also, remember to check back regularly for blogs and new designs.

Pumpous Apparel: There Is More to Design Than Plain Text

Greeting one and all, we would like to welcome you to Pumpous Apparel.We are absolutely thrilled to launch this site and getting to this point has been a lot of fun. So other than making a buck or two, what is the purpose of this site?

The world of fitness is a huge part of our culture. The myriad of sites, shows, memes, and supplements are a testament to the impact “lifting” has had on the world. Fitness is valued, and people take pride in being fit and looking good, as they should.

Although an entire subculture exists around lifting, I have found that the majority of apparel related to that whole world comprises bland, uninspired designs that consist mostly of phrases and slogans, and nothing else.



That ain’t right!

The mission here is to come up with designs that go beyond words on a blank background, with fitness front and center as the main theme. There are not that many designs in our catalog at this point, but definitely stay tuned. We will add designs and blogs on a regular basis (ideas… so many all stuffed in our brains right now!).


Of course, we are always open to (constructive) criticism, so please feel free to send some feedback our way via , and make sure to check out what is available right here.