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Pumpous Apparel

Symbiote Spider-Pump T-Shirt for Men

Regular price $25.00 CAD
Regular price $22.50 CAD Sale price $25.00 CAD
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Spider-Pump, Spider-Pump,
For the gym, a chick he would dump.
Shows his guns, all the time,
Long sleeve shirts, are a crime.

Look out! Here lifts the Spider-Pump.

Is he strong? Listen bro,
Show a muscle, he'll make it grow.
Heavy weights, can he press?
Take a look, and be impressed.

Hey there, there lifts the Spider-Pump.

If he cheats for a meal,
Pretty guilty he'll feel.
Then he will hit the gym,
That's redemption for him.

Spider-Pump, Spider-Pump, friendly neighborhood Spider-Pump,

Wealth and fame, he'll achieve,
See those gains, and you'll believe.
To him, life is a great big workout,
Of energy he won't run out,

He is the Spider-Pump!

You've now found the staple t-shirt of your wardrobe. It's made of 100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!