Spider-Pump Noir T-shirt for Women
Regular price
$30.77 CAD
Regular price
$27.69 CAD
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$30.77 CAD
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Spider-Pump, Spider-Pump, For the gym, a boy she would dump.
Shows her guns, all the time,
Long sleeve shirts, are a crime.
Look out! Here lifts the Spider-Pump.
Is she strong? Listen bro,
Show a muscle, she'll make it grow.
Heavy weights, can she press?
Take a look, be impressed.
Hey there, there lifts the Spider-Pump.
If she cheats for a meal,
Pretty guilty she'll feel.
Then she will hit the gym,
Redemption for the win!
Spider-Pump, Spider-Pump,
friendly neighborhood Spider-Pump,
Wealth and fame, she'll achieve,
See those gains, you'll believe.
To her, life is a great big workout,
Energy, she won't run out,
She is the Spider-Pump!
• 100% combed ringspun cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.3 oz/yd² (145.8 g/m²)
• 30 singles
• Classic semi-contoured silhouette with side seam
• Tear-away label
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Seamed collarette
• Double-needle stitched sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Haiti, or Nicaragua
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Shows her guns, all the time,
Long sleeve shirts, are a crime.
Look out! Here lifts the Spider-Pump.
Is she strong? Listen bro,
Show a muscle, she'll make it grow.
Heavy weights, can she press?
Take a look, be impressed.
Hey there, there lifts the Spider-Pump.
If she cheats for a meal,
Pretty guilty she'll feel.
Then she will hit the gym,
Redemption for the win!
Spider-Pump, Spider-Pump,
friendly neighborhood Spider-Pump,
Wealth and fame, she'll achieve,
See those gains, you'll believe.
To her, life is a great big workout,
Energy, she won't run out,
She is the Spider-Pump!
• 100% combed ringspun cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.3 oz/yd² (145.8 g/m²)
• 30 singles
• Classic semi-contoured silhouette with side seam
• Tear-away label
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Seamed collarette
• Double-needle stitched sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Haiti, or Nicaragua
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | |
S | 17 ¼ | 25 ½ |
M | 19 ¼ | 26 |
L | 21 ¼ | 27 |
XL | 23 ¼ | 28 |
2XL | 25 ¼ | 28 ½ |
WIDTH (cm) | LENGTH (cm) | |
S | 43.8 | 64.8 |
M | 48.9 | 66 |
L | 54 | 68.6 |
XL | 59 | 71.1 |
2XL | 64.1 | 72.4 |
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