Spider-Pump 2099 Tank Top for Men

Spider-Pump, Spider-Pump, For the gym, a chick he would dump.
Shows his guns, all the time, Long sleeve shirts, are a crime.
Look out! Here lifts the Spider-Pump.
Is he strong? Listen bro,
Show a muscle, he'll make it grow.
Heavy weights, can he press?
Take a look, be impressed.
Hey there, there lifts the Spider-Pump.
If he cheats for a meal,
Pretty guilty he'll feel.
Then he will hit the gym,
That's redemption for him.
Spider-Pump, Spider-Pump,
friendly neighborhood Spider-Pump,
Wealth and fame, he'll achieve,
See those gains, you'll believe.
To him, life is a great big workout,
Energy he won't run out,
He is the Spider-Pump!

• 100% combed and ringspun cotton
• Tri-blends are 50% polyester/25% combed/25% ringspun cotton/rayon
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.40 g/m²), triblends: 3.8 oz/yd² (90.07 g/m²)
• 30 singles thread weight
• Side-seamed
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US

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