Spider-Pump 2099 T-shirt for Men

Spider-Pump, Spider-Pump,
For the gym, a chick he would dump.
Shows his guns, all the time,
Long sleeve shirts, are a crime.
Look out! Here lifts the Spider-Pump.
Is he strong? Listen bro,
Show a muscle, he'll make it grow.
Heavy weights, can he press?
Take a look, and be impressed.
Hey there, there lifts the Spider-Pump.
If he cheats for a meal,
Pretty guilty he'll feel.
Then he will hit the gym,
That's redemption for him.
Spider-Pump, Spider-Pump,
friendly neighborhood Spider-Pump,
Wealth and fame, he'll achieve,
See those gains, and you'll believe.
To him, life is a great big workout,
Energy he won't run out,
He is the Spider-Pump!

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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