Spider-Pump 2099
For the gym, a chick he would dump.
Shows his guns, all the time,
Long sleeve shirts, are a crime.
Look out! Here lifts the Spider-Pump.
Is he strong? Listen bro,
Show a muscle, he'll make it grow.
Heavy weights, can he press?
Take a look, and be impressed.
Hey there, there lifts the Spider-Pump.
If he cheats for a meal,
Pretty guilty he'll feel.
Then he will hit the gym,
That's redemption for him.
Spider-Pump, Spider-Pump,
friendly neighborhood Spider-Pump,
Wealth and fame, he'll achieve,
See those gains, and you'll believe.
To him, life is a great big workout,
Energy he won't run out,
He is the Spider-Pump!
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
S | 28 | 18 | 15 ⅝ |
M | 29 | 20 | 17 |
L | 30 | 22 | 18 ½ |
XL | 31 | 24 | 20 |
2XL | 32 | 26 | 21 ½ |
3XL | 33 | 28 | 22 ¾ |
LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 39.7 |
M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 43.2 |
L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 47 |
XL | 78.7 | 61 | 50.8 |
2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 54.6 |
3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 58 |
Materials
Materials
Men's Tanks
• 100% combed and ringspun cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.40 g/m²)
• Side-seamed
U-neck Tanks
- Imitation Cotton | Polyester(170g/㎡)
- U-neck
- Unisex
- Loose fit
- Double stitch reinforcement
- Default background color | White
- Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).
Tees
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
Men's Imitation QMilch T-shirt
- Imitation QMilch | 95% Polyester + 5% Spandex(170g/㎡)
- Round neck
- Regular fit
- Double stitch reinforcement
- Default background color | White
Women's Tanks
• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Fabric is laundered to reduce shrinkage
• Raw edge seams
Ribbed Beanie
• 100% organic cotton
• Breathable lightweight fabric
• Double layer knit
• Cuffed beanie
• 8.26″ (21 cm) in length
• Head circumference: 15″ (38 cm) when relaxed and up to 19.6″ (50 cm) when stretched
Vintage Cotton Twill Cap
• 100% cotton twill
• 6-panel unstructured cap with a low profile
• 6 sewn eyelets
• Black sweatband
• Metal snap buckle with an antique brass finish
• Washed-out vintage effect
Dimensions
Dimensions
Tanks (inches)
BODY LENGTH | BODY WIDTH | |
XS | 26 | 16 ¼ |
S | 27 | 18 ¼ |
M | 28 | 20 ¼ |
L | 29 | 22 ¼ |
XL | 30 | 24 ¼ |
2XL | 31 | 26 ¼ |
Tees (inches)
Length | Width | |
S |
28 | 18 |
M | 29 ¼ | 20 |
L | 30 ¼ | 22 |
XL | 31 ¼ | 24 |
2XL | 32 ½ | 26 |
3XL | 33 ½ | 28 |
Men's Imitation QMilch T-shirt
Size | Length(in/cm) | Chest(in/cm) | Shoulder(in/cm) | Sleeve(in/cm) |
S | 27.6/70 | 37.8/96 | 16.9/43 | 8.1/20.5 |
M | 28/71 | 40.9/104 | 17.7/45 | 8.5/21.5 |
L | 28.7/73 | 44.1/112 | 18.5/47 | 8.9/22.5 |
XL | 29.9/76 | 47.2/120 | 19.3/49 | 9.3/23.5 |
2XL | 31.1/79 | 50.4/128 | 20.1/51 | 9.6/24.5 |
3XL | 33.1/84 | 53.5/136 | 20.9/53 | 10/25.5 |
4XL | 35.8/91 | 56.7/144 | 21.7/55 | 10.4/26.5 |
5XL | 36.6/93 | 59.8/152 | 22.4/57 | 10.8/27.5 |
Women's Tanks (inches)
LENGTH | WIDTH | |
XS | 26 ⅛ | 15 ¼ |
S | 26 ¾ | 16 ¼ |
M | 27 ⅜ | 17 ¼ |
L | 28 | 18 ¼ |
XL | 28 ⅝ | 19 ¼ |
U-neck Tanks
Size | Length(in/cm) | Chest(in/cm) |
S | 27.6/70 | 37.8/96 |
M | 28/71 | 40.9/104 |
L | 28.7/73 | 44.1/112 |
XL | 29.9/76 | 47.2/120 |
2XL | 31.1/79 | 50.4/128 |
3XL | 33.1/84 | 53.5/136 |