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Pumpous Apparel

Spider-Pump 2099

$25.54 CAD
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Spider-Pump, Spider-Pump,
For the gym, a chick he would dump.
Shows his guns, all the time,
Long sleeve shirts, are a crime.
Look out! Here lifts the Spider-Pump.
Is he strong? Listen bro,
Show a muscle, he'll make it grow.
Heavy weights, can he press?
Take a look, and be impressed.
Hey there, there lifts the Spider-Pump.
If he cheats for a meal,
Pretty guilty he'll feel.
Then he will hit the gym,
That's redemption for him.
Spider-Pump, Spider-Pump,
friendly neighborhood Spider-Pump,
Wealth and fame, he'll achieve,
See those gains, and you'll believe.
To him, life is a great big workout,
Energy he won't run out,
He is the Spider-Pump!

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S 28 18 15 ⅝
M 29 20 17
L 30 22 18 ½
XL 31 24 20
2XL 32 26 21 ½
3XL 33 28 22 ¾
  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) SLEEVE LENGTH (cm)
S 71.1 45.7 39.7
M 73.7 50.8 43.2
L 76.2 55.9 47
XL 78.7 61 50.8
2XL 81.3 66 54.6
3XL 83.8 71.1 58

Materials

Men's Tanks

• 100% combed and ringspun cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.40 g/m²)
• Side-seamed

U-neck Tanks

  • Imitation Cotton | Polyester(170g/㎡)
  • U-neck
  • Unisex
  • Loose fit
  • Double stitch reinforcement
  • Default background color | White
  • Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).

Tees

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center

Men's Imitation QMilch T-shirt

  • Imitation QMilch | 95% Polyester + 5% Spandex(170g/㎡)
  • Round neck
  • Regular fit
  • Double stitch reinforcement
  • Default background color | White

 

Women's Tanks

• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Fabric is laundered to reduce shrinkage
• Raw edge seams

Ribbed Beanie

• 100% organic cotton
• Breathable lightweight fabric
• Double layer knit
• Cuffed beanie
• 8.26″ (21 cm) in length
• Head circumference: 15″ (38 cm) when relaxed and up to 19.6″ (50 cm) when stretched

Vintage Cotton Twill Cap

• 100% cotton twill
• 6-panel unstructured cap with a low profile
• 6 sewn eyelets
• Black sweatband
• Metal snap buckle with an antique brass finish
• Washed-out vintage effect

Dimensions

 

Tanks (inches)

  BODY LENGTH BODY WIDTH
XS 26 16 ¼
S 27 18 ¼
M 28 20 ¼
L 29 22 ¼
XL 30 24 ¼
2XL 31 26 ¼

 

Tees (inches)

Length Width

S

 28 18
M 29 ¼ 20
L 30 ¼ 22
XL 31 ¼ 24
2XL 32 ½ 26
3XL 33 ½ 28

 

Men's Imitation QMilch T-shirt



Size Length(in/cm) Chest(in/cm) Shoulder(in/cm) Sleeve(in/cm)
S 27.6/70 37.8/96 16.9/43 8.1/20.5
M 28/71 40.9/104 17.7/45 8.5/21.5
L 28.7/73 44.1/112 18.5/47 8.9/22.5
XL 29.9/76 47.2/120 19.3/49 9.3/23.5
2XL 31.1/79 50.4/128 20.1/51 9.6/24.5
3XL 33.1/84 53.5/136 20.9/53 10/25.5
4XL 35.8/91 56.7/144 21.7/55 10.4/26.5
5XL 36.6/93 59.8/152 22.4/57 10.8/27.5

 

Women's Tanks (inches)

  LENGTH WIDTH
XS 26 ⅛ 15 ¼
S 26 ¾ 16 ¼
M 27 ⅜ 17 ¼
L 28 18 ¼
XL 28 ⅝ 19 ¼

 

U-neck Tanks

Size Length(in/cm) Chest(in/cm)
S 27.6/70 37.8/96
M 28/71 40.9/104
L 28.7/73 44.1/112
XL 29.9/76 47.2/120
2XL 31.1/79 50.4/128
3XL 33.1/84 53.5/136